Grade 5 and a gut full of man seed

I was working on a school project when a memory from elementary school was catapulted from the deep recesses of mind to the front of my eyes.
It was summer, I was fat, and I was sweating. I had just come from the boys room where I discovered that Michael Jackaloob still dropped his pants to his ankles while urinating. After sharing this info with some of my associates I over heard a group of banger kids talking. One said to the other "Hey, did you hear that Joey from New Kids On The Block had to have his stomach pumped?" the other kid responded "Fuck no way? Why?" and the goss provider said "Cause he swallowed like a litre of cum, he's a fucking fag!"

Now, at this point in my life, I had not heard the term "cum" and couldn't figure out why Joey would guzzle it to the point where he got his stomach pumped. Now even though I, nor the kids I was with knew what the fuck those to skid bangers were talking about, we made that info our own and told other kids and then watched as they had no clue as to what we were talking about, but like us, pretended they did.

Oh to be young again.