Festive Porn

Is there festive themed porn? A title just popped in my head "Merry Dickmass", it could be about a neglected housewife who writes to the north pole (Peter North reference) and asks for an orgasm for xxxmas. When xmas eve rolls around there'd be a knock at the door and she'd open the door and there'd be some megacock slinger standing there, cock a blazing. His name would be something like "Todd Load". The neglected wife would be named "Sue Nami" and she'd be an ultra cockpit extraordinaire. Mr. Load would pillage, drillage and fillage until Mrs Nami was frothing.
I'd incorporate candy canes, decorations, elfs and possibly egg nog.

I've attached a picture of what "Todd Load" would look like


I need to go to bed.

Janitorial Debut

It's been a long time since I've shot any short films. The last thing I completed was this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onqj6892oKw
and that was a long time ago. At the moment we (Paul and I) have a stop motion on the go, but it's tedious as fuck and takes forever.

I wrote a short about a janitor who works at a 24 hour grocery store. I want to shoot it on 16mm film. It doesn't have that many locations or characters so I think it's ideal for it. I'm confident in the script but I'm a rusty man.
I'm kind of starting to worry that my desire to make flicks will pass me by and I'll just be into normal shit like bank accounts, gardening, gaping anal porn, golf. I really hope not. School has been sucking my time like an evil hoover vac. It's amazing and terrible.
I see too many wild and wacky things to not make little films every once in a while. Living in a small town can be damn wonderful sometimes.

Grade 5 and a gut full of man seed

I was working on a school project when a memory from elementary school was catapulted from the deep recesses of mind to the front of my eyes.
It was summer, I was fat, and I was sweating. I had just come from the boys room where I discovered that Michael Jackaloob still dropped his pants to his ankles while urinating. After sharing this info with some of my associates I over heard a group of banger kids talking. One said to the other "Hey, did you hear that Joey from New Kids On The Block had to have his stomach pumped?" the other kid responded "Fuck no way? Why?" and the goss provider said "Cause he swallowed like a litre of cum, he's a fucking fag!"

Now, at this point in my life, I had not heard the term "cum" and couldn't figure out why Joey would guzzle it to the point where he got his stomach pumped. Now even though I, nor the kids I was with knew what the fuck those to skid bangers were talking about, we made that info our own and told other kids and then watched as they had no clue as to what we were talking about, but like us, pretended they did.

Oh to be young again.